Who said TV was bad?

Today we "walked" (parents walk, kid uses Razor) to our local lakeside park. BoyBob went zipping past a really nice grandma from our town. She told him she was going to have him *arrested* for speeding like that. He hollered back, "I'll call my ATTORNEY!" She cracked up and said, "YOU'LL NEED ONE!" He said, "I know. I've seen more Perry Masons than they ever made!"